Urine tester caught taking bribes. Authorities are pissed, say he's whizzed his life away. Suspect unsure how news of his corruption leaked [Amusing]

Charges dropped in "pizza delivery driver helps rape victim case" due to the biatch being a liar [Followup]

Gary Coleman's short-tempered wife arrested for domestic battery, tells arresting officers that she has a small problem (with EEEK mugshot) [Dumbass]

A man carrying a sandwich was attacked by a black bear in his driveway. With pic of what it might look like if you got biatchslapped by a black bear for a sandwich [Scary]

From the people who brought you The War on Christmas? and The War on Easter? comes this summer's blockbuster new sequel. Yep, you guessed it: It's The War on the 4th of July?. Here we go again.......AGAIN [Asinine]

Cop arrested for beating his wife, even though it was in the contract [Asinine]

"Top 10 Ironic Ads From History", including such classics as Bayer Heroin and Dutch Boy lead paint [Interesting]

Police said man made obscene calls to deaf for fun of it [Fail]

Officer tasers waffle house employee because its fun to taser waffle house employees [Amusing]

"She appeared to be bouncing up and down on the driver's lap in a very vigorous motion," police reported. With photo goodness [Amusing]

"Back on June 27, 2008, PolitiFact published a story we hoped would put the whole Obama birth certificate controversy to rest. Oh, how naive we were." [Obvious]

Man attacks realtor with hammer. Good Samaritan returns fire with paperweight. If only there was a tag to tell where this happened [Florida]

Three-way sex leads to double-stabbing. At least the sex-to-stabbing ratio is still greater than 1 [Strange]

Man passes the bar exam on his 4th try. Bar examiners deny him a license because he hasn't made a single payment on his $400,000 student loans in 26 years [Dumbass]

New poll shows that Americans have as higher level of understanding of evolution than any other country in the world [Unlikely]

For those in the Northeast who read Fark: How to build an ark [Cool]

Although chasing your girlfriend around with a machete while drinking a cold Keystone Ice may seem perfectly reasonable to you, it's still against the law. Even in Florida [Florida]

Who shot Neda? Iran says doctor on the scene saw who did it, Interpol is seeking him. Interpol: "We're doing what?" [Dumbass]

I cheated on my husband and destroyed my marriage. Obviously the problem is that I didn't have enough husbands, and a community of women to communally care for my children [Asinine]

Since 1975, 274 children have died in this country because their parents thought prayer, not medicine, would cure them. God bless America [Sad]